Men in full military uniforms, riding motorcycles, driving behind me on the way home from work.
It's really not safe for the female populace that drives, speaking as one of those females, because how in the world am I supposed to look at the road when there is a real live army guy following me on a motorcycle??
Had he been of a little darker skin tone, and had a guitar strapped to his back, I would have surely been in the ditch!
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I'm in agreement w/you on that one! I saw this Marine the other day and I'm telling you...be still my beating heart...oh, and Semper fi!!
Next time I follow you home, I'll dye my skin and wear a guitar...sorry the motorcycle and uniform weren't quite enough for you...I should have known.
Craig - you never fail to make me laugh. Thanks for the cheering up :)
Ladies, Ladies! Reality check for you: Uniformed men have a knack for going off to war and leaving their wives and families for a year at a time, often to die! I'm telling ya--look for the suit and ties.-rlr
Unless they are just dressing up to impress :) But then they are fakes, so I guess that rules them out too. Man, you girls just can't seem to win, eh...
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