I got this from Isaac's blog... Type "(Your name) is" into Google and see what you get. I laughed a lot looking at all the things I "am." As I got further down the page it deteriorated rapidly into a whole slew of unfavorable things to say about Lindsay Lohan. (Who thankfully, I am not!)
Lindsay is 5'10" tall
Lindsay is 100% not pregnant
Lindsay is having a craving for a McDonald's happy meal
Lindsay is hot
Lindsay is used to attention - she's been working since she was 4
Lindsay is considered one of the world's most respected poets
Lindsay is currently involved in two major research projects
Lindsay is cool - she is a good listener... she's patient... she's observant... she has a great sense of humor
Lindsay is believed to have detonated a bomb, killing at least 25
Lindsay is walking home because her car wont start
Lindsay is hard at work on a third book
Lindsay is a Council vice president
Lindsay is a philosopher of sound
Lindsay is currently a professor of art and history at Spelman College
And finally....
Lindsay is a great deal like her own mother! At least they got a few right :)