Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Some Funny Google-ness

I got this from Isaac's blog... Type "(Your name) is" into Google and see what you get. I laughed a lot looking at all the things I "am." As I got further down the page it deteriorated rapidly into a whole slew of unfavorable things to say about Lindsay Lohan. (Who thankfully, I am not!)

Lindsay is 5'10" tall

Lindsay is 100% not pregnant

Lindsay is having a craving for a McDonald's happy meal

Lindsay is hot

Lindsay is used to attention - she's been working since she was 4

Lindsay is considered one of the world's most respected poets

Lindsay is currently involved in two major research projects

Lindsay is cool - she is a good listener... she's patient... she's observant... she has a great sense of humor

Lindsay is believed to have detonated a bomb, killing at least 25

Lindsay is walking home because her car wont start

Lindsay is hard at work on a third book

Lindsay is a Council vice president

Lindsay is a philosopher of sound

Lindsay is currently a professor of art and history at Spelman College

And finally....

Lindsay is a great deal like her own mother! At least they got a few right :)

6 comments:

Rachelle said...

You can type in Lindsay Jones and it gets even more interesting. There is even a: http://www.lindsayjones.com/.

rlr

Claire said...

Lindsay- so I've heard- gave a well deserved kick in the shins to one nefarious, deceitful high school teacher recently on behalf of a friend who lives too far away to do so herself.

Lindsay, many thanks for this brave deed!

Booker said...

LOL!!!!!

drewey fern said...

Hee hee hee. I read Lindsay is 5' 10" and wondered why that was funny. Then I realized, Oh ya! That's ME that's 5' 10". :)

CARmelo said...

-Lindsay sounds like a little girl on the phone
-Lindsay likes Dr. Pepper (Drink of the gorgeous)
-Lindsay likes to pretend she is smoking using various food items...i.e. carrots, pretzel sticks, and whatnot...

Linds said...

Melo - those made me laugh! You should start your own Google :)