On the way home from work tonight, I followed a bright red little Hybrid car. It's license plate said...
NO4NOIL
"Very clever & applicable," thought I.
Then, on the left side of his bumper I spied a "W" sticker that had been crossed out. And on the right side of his bumper there was another sticker that said, "Somewhere in Texas there is a village missing it's idiot."
ANGRY EYES!!
Had there been a passing lane on the way home, I would have (in a VERY Christ-like manner, of course) whipped around this car and shown him my "W" sticker, that is proudly displayed on my back window. And I would have driven slowly in front of him, so he could bask in the glow of knowing that he lost this past November. And though I would have been a headline in tomorrow's newpaper - BLONDE BUSH SUPPORTER KILLED IN SENSELESS ROAD RAGE ACCIDENT - at least I would have died happily!
4 comments:
I"m surprised you didn't gesture, in a very Christlike manner of course :), in a universal sign that gets your point across, hehehehee
He means blowing a kiss, of course.
-- SJ
Go Lindsay! :)
I'm glad SJ caught my meaning. I'm sure all the rest of you thot something else, didn't you? You bad people...
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